Welcome to religion humor by Madeleine Begun Kane, featuring humorous verse and limericks about Christmas, Chanukah, Passover, evangelist Pat Robertson, a song parody about Bill O'Reilly's faux war on Christmas, a humor column about the Southern Baptist "graciously submit" brouhaha, and poems about holier-than-thou hawks and General Boykin's war against Satan, as well as humor about religious hypocrisy.
Not So Light Haiku "Can’t help wondering
why some who have “seen the light? keep spreading darkness. ..."
Tithing-Schmithing (Limerick) "Let me confess up front that tithing big bucks to your church or synagogue doesn’t impress me ?and not just because I’m an agnostic. In my opinion, generosity to one’s religious peer group often tends to be self-aggrandizing: “Hey, look at me ?I’m a big church-macher!?..."
More Contraceptive Madness "After yesterday’s post, I’d hoped to be done with birth control commentary for a while. But then I saw this headline: Santorum Sugar Daddy Foster Friess Gives ‘Gals?Contraception Advice: Put An Aspirin Between Your Knees..."
Newt's Pledge "Confessed serial adulterer Newt Gingrich has taken the Family Leader no-adultery pledge, which includes this statement..."
Hillary Clinton ?Bombshell? (Limerick) "By now you’ve surely heard that the Brooklyn-based Hasidic newspaper Der Tzitung “disappeared?Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and another woman from the iconic White House Situation Room photo, taken while the Osama bin Laden attack was going down..."
Telling Tiger To Convert Just Ain’t Kosher "Up until now, I’ve avoided writing about Tiger Woods?serial philandering. But Brit Hume’s outrageous comments leave me no choice. According to Hume, if Tiger Woods wants forgiveness, he must convert from Buddhism to Christianity. ..."
Bill O'Reilly's Faux War On Christmas Song Parody (Sing to "Get Me To The Church On Time")
"Bill says we're waging war on Christmas,
Spouting another Fox News lie.
Bill's rarely proper.
Loves telling whoppers.
Ain't nothing that his fans won't buy..."